Are You A Biker

You Know you’re a Biker if………

• You own more black T-shirts than underwear Both your dog and your wallet are on chains
• You encourage your son to go to the Motorcycle Mechanics’ Institute instead of college
• Taking your wife on a cruise means a quick spin down the freeway
• Your only 3 piece suit is a leather jacket, vest and chaps
• Your Christmas list has no words, just part numbers
• Sturgis is your dream vacation
• You pile boxes and junk all over your car, but your bike has 8 feet of clearance in the garage
• You put Sta-bil in your car, but not your bike
• You never forget to plug you bike into the trickle charger, but your cell phone battery is constantly dead
• You have a complete set of rain gear in your saddle bags, but you can’t find an umbrella anywhere
• Your bike leaks a drop of oil and you feel it’s just marking its territory
• You pass 7 gas stations to buy from the one that has 94 octane available

Any finally; you know you’re a biker if ….. Your wife has ever asked you to move the bike so she can watch TV